It’s all turnips n’ pirate blouses until

Turn’t

Whaddaweek Amiright? The reality is that if the write up doesn’t go up same-night nobody can remember a damn thing. Oh, right, I do remember PbJ&W putting 500w pulls… into Kyle. What’s that Merckx quote? “If you can’t ride around them, ride through them?” It sounded better in Dutch. Anyhoo, Jornckx cannot be contained by your presence. TFotF is coming. Clear a fucking path.

Until that point it was Nacho ‘ 15 all over again. Elder Huy would be proudly spouting a plume of salty brine to see us now; 44kph average coming into TFotF. Nacho Classic meant knowing that you could bury it on the front and know that some fucking child wasn’t going to attack. With the departure of Double-DS Danny “the Dan,” there’s more trust up front. Oh, and Conner was spun-out at 25 on an MTB this week. Don’t get me wrong. He will attack.

Anyway, it was fast until it wasn’t. You know that old Girgory L’mond quote “It doesn’t get easier, unless you skip your pulls.” Or whatever.

Did y’all get my joke in the last post? I put two ‘n’s in “mann” cuz Connor’s last name has two ‘m’s at the end. HAHAHAAHAHA.